It’s the stag night prank that sends shivers down the spine of every groom-to-be: being stripped naked and tied – or worse, chained and handcuffed – to railings in public. Sure it’s a cliché, but you can be certain at least one of your party will be toying with the idea. So what do you need to know if you find yourself with your bits blowing in the wind?

The POLICE perspective
We consulted a police officer from NZ’s stag night capital – Auckland – to find out what could happen to you if you’re found with your dangly bits hanging out.
“If you’ve got genitals on show you’re indecently exposing yourself, and you could be outraging public decency. There’s a possibility of jail time for that,” says the PC. “If your mates were caught doing it, we could quite easily lock them up for all kinds of offences. It’s one of those situations where it depends which police officer finds you and what kind of mood they’re in.”
“The most likely thing to happen if we found someone chained to a railing nude is we would first laugh heartily then we’d free him, take him to the police station and give him a news paper suit to cover his modesty so he could get himself home. Obviously, if it’s clear he had no choice in the matter he would probably just get help, not charges. If the victim has been out all night you’d probably need the ambulance out to look at him for exposure, as he’d be absolutely freezing. So theoretically, you might have police, medics and fire involved – all for a prank."
If your stag do is abroad, you could be in even deeper doo-doo. Different countries have different views on public nudity and most are unlikely to have much sympathy for a blitzed Kiwi.
So, how can you avoid a chilly walk of shame in a newspaper suit? Follow our four-point plan and you should be fine.

Cut and run
It’s the end of the night. You’re being led toward the town square / seafront / port / the centre of a roundabout on the Wellington City. Alarm bells are ringing. So, for goodness’ sake, cut your losses and run. If you can spot the signs, act on them – and quickly. If you’re really worried then a quick getaway in a pre-booked cab could even be in order.

Employ a mole
Tell a trusted member of the stag party that under no circumstances do you want to end the night with your little fella swinging in the wind. A sympathetic voice among the mob could be an invaluable resource. In the event that the prank goes ahead anyway, have a mole on the inside – an accomplice who’ll return to the scene in 30 minutes and free you.

Take insurance
Before you set off for the night, write the number of a local emergency locksmith on your arm in indelible marker. Your mates will probably have taken your mobile with them, but there’s a chance you could ask a kindly passer-by to dial the number and hand you theirs (it’s not like you can run off it).

Get greasy
Another extreme measure, but if you’re sure that the worst is going to happen to you, consider applying a thin veneer of Vaseline all over the body. It’ll help to keep you warm and maybe even assist in giving your stags the slip – literally. Then again, the thought of finding a pre-Vaselined naked man tied to railings might be seen as an invitation not to pass up for some, so best forget this one.

Take it in good humour
If it happens to you, it’s going to be deeply, deeply embarrassing, especially because there’s bound to be some, erm, shrinkage, from the cold. But just remember that every passer-by or policeman knows exactly what has happened and probably sympathises deeply. And with all that time on your own, you’ll have plenty of opportunity to think of how you’re going to get your revenge…

Why book with BoyzWeekend?

BoyzWeekend Ltd was established in August 2008, is owned and operated by New Zealanders Tim Evans and his partner Olivia. We specialize in planning and arranging New Zealand self- drive and escorted personalized stag do packages for small to large groups.

Having been involved in the New Zealand stag do industry for over 8 years, we understand the needs of the Bestman & his mates and the importance of personal service. We are totally committed to organizing stag do's in New Zealand that simply exceed your expectations every time, this we guarantee. Our aim is to ensure high levels of service, with considerable attention to detail and efficient smooth organisation.

We realise that every stag group is unique, with their own individual wants and needs. So every package we offer can be adjusted to accommodate your own tastes, or completely tailor-made to meet your requirements.

Our services are complete — accommodations, activities, transportation, & even restaurant bookings. Tell us what you want in your bachelor party and let our intimate knowledge of bucks parties be to your advantage when you book with BoyzWeekend. We pride ourselves in providing the best in value and service.

7 Reasons to consider us when arranging your Stag Do

• We are Stag Do Specialists with a tourisim background
• Your wishes are paramount – we deliver what we promise
• Our first hand knowledge comes from living, working and experiencing New Zealand
• You have the confidence of knowing someone is always available to help
• Itineraries are designed to highlight the best stag related activities in New Zealand
• You choose accommodation and transport style and type
• Take away the uncertainty – know your transport, accommodation and activities are definitely booked
• At BoyzWeekend you will pay no more than the best pricing you will find by doing it yourself. No booking fees.

Ask yourself...

• Is my knowledge of stag do activities and my time to research the options limited?
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If you answered yes to all those questions then contact us or fill in our Design your Own form now.