Stag Do Dares, Pranks and Embarrassing Tasks

A Stag Do is your right as a red blooded male; you have a grand tradition to up hold. Don’t waste it! This is your chance to embarrass one of your best mates before he gets hitched.... and you have all legal rights to degrade the piss out of him... The groom and all the staggers are expecting you to sort out some high jinks and shenanigans and play a few jokes on the stag... usually in public. So here are some suggestions to help get your creative juices flowing.  

Make a bit of effort, it will be well worth it.

Entry Level

Here are some suggestions for the stag who won’t take much crap... these pranks and jokes are a little more on the easy and soft side, but fun all the same.

  • Get the stag to use an awkward chat up line on some ladies.
  • Make him skip around the pub singing the national anthem.
  • Make the stag wear undies on the outside of his trousers
  • The stag must wear shoes on his hands for half and hour and clap to music
  • The stag must tell everyone he meets he is Shane Cameronand then immediately launch into some shaddow boxing.  
  • Lecture about the Tele Tubbies on a busy street corner for 15 minutes
  • Make the stag pretend he is Latin American and talk to a girl for three minutes.
  • Wait until he has passed out and then glad wrap him to the bed.

A Little more Out There

These are the sort of things that will get you into trouble with the bride (and her mum)

  • Have a hot stripper blind fold the stag in a chair, and give him a little dance, then have her get up and have a fat stripper give him the rest of the dance. Then take the blindfold off.
  • Dress the Stag up in Theme
    Some examples: Wedding Dress, Elvis, French Maid, Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Mexican, Indian, Osama, Cowboy, Roman, Viking, Hippee, Womens clothing.... you can find some outstanding outfits at the op shop.
  • Blast the stag with a high pressure fire hose.
  • Dress him up as an animal and make him make animal sounds
    e.g. dress him up as a dog and make him bark out loud every half hour and make him answer to “chocolate”, or a roaster and make him crawl around on his hands and knees and answer to “Cock” , or a donkey in a lycra suit and have him answer to "jackass".
  • Put a dog collar around the stag’s neck, make him get onto all four’s and run about the pub barking like a dog.
  • Attach a ball and chain (we can supply you with the perfect one) to the stag’s ankle. He has to drag it around for the whole stag night.
  • Leave him with a harmonica or guitar, make him busk outside a busy pub for some stag beer money

Worst of the Worst

This is the sort of stuff that he will end up getting shitty about... be careful what you wish for...

  • Hire a caged trailor, put the stag inside wearing nothing but a pair of giant nappies and drive him around a busy town centre. 
  • Take the stag to a strip club, pay the strippers to humiliate him on stage in front of everyone with plenty of painful bondage
  • Make him special brownies with laxatives
  • Make him walk through a ladies lawns bowling club dressed in a g-string
  • Spike the stag’s drink with viagra and make him wear tight pants
  • Shave the stag’s eyebrows off once he has passed out (we know it's old and it's bad taste, but it's still funny).
  • Superglue his hands to his head while he is asleep
  • Play paintball, dress the stag up as a rabbit or in a fluro vest, make him run the gauntlet 
  • Get 5 girls each to place a waxing strip on the inside of each thigh and remove in public
  • If travelling overseas, take a legal, but very embarrassing item like a strap-on dildo back through customs and make him declare it 
  • Chain the stag up and leave him stranded in a town with just enough money to get home. Follow him secretly with a video camera (to watch him ponder on what to do and to make sure he is okay)

 



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