It’s the stag night prank that sends shivers down the spine of every groom-to-be being stripped naked and tied – or worse, chained and handcuffed in public. Sure, it’s a cliché, but you can be certain at least someone in your group is toying with the idea. So, what do you need to avoid public humiliation, we’ve got a few tips for you:
Cut and run
It’s the end of the night. You’re being led toward the town square / seafront / port / the center of a roundabout somewhere. Alarm bells are ringing. So, for goodness’ sake, cut your losses and run. If you can spot the signs, act on them – and quickly. If you’re really worried, then a quick getaway in a pre-booked cab should save the day.
Employ a mole
Tell a trusted member of the stag party that under no circumstances do you want to end the night with your little fella swinging in the wind. A sympathetic voice among the mob could be an invaluable resource. In the event that the prank goes ahead anyway, have a mole on the inside – an accomplice who’ll return to the scene in 30 minutes and free you. Saving you an Awkard encounter with the police offer who will find you.
Take insurance
Before you set off for the night, write the number of a local emergency locksmith on your arm in indelible marker. Your mates will probably have taken your mobile with them, but there’s a chance you could ask a kind passer-by to dial the number and hand you theirs (it’s not like you can run off it).
Take it in good humor
If it happens to you, it’s going to be deeply, deeply embarrassing, especially because there’s bound to be some, shrinkage, from the cold. But just remember that every passer-by or policeman knows exactly what has happened and probably sympathizes deeply. And with all that time on your own, you’ll have plenty of opportunity to think of how you’re going to get your revenge…
